guys are not supposed to queef...right?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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