Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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