so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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