i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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