Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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