dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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