I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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