omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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