I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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