I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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