Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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