Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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