If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
honey bunches of taint.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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