fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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