And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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