This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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