It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize