"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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