Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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