There was a lot of him and a little penis
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just want nice things and good sex
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
