this just has baby written all over it
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
