Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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