Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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