she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
