idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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