omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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