I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
the raccoons are back...
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