we're blogging at a bar
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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