come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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