ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
