So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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