i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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