I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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