lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
In other news, I just burned my penis
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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