Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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