I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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