dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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