Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
