i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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