I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Randomize
