it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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