The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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