She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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