honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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