the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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