I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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