We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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