i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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