Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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