Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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