So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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