McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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