butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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