that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
