Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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